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    School supplies

    Things we need in every school that are not guns:

     * Up to date books

    * Books

    * Classroom supplies that teachers don’t have to buy out-of-pocket
    * Involved parents
    * Decent, recent technology
    * Healthy lunches
    * Clean bathrooms that work

    * Places to run, jump, and move

    * Motivated teachers working for fair pay

    * School nurses
    * Band instruments
    * Band
    * Music class
    * Art supplies
    * Art teacher
    * Art class
    * Team uniforms
    * Sports teams

    Feel free to add your own. 

    NRA: Armed guards, volunteer security gangs needed in every school. [NPR]

    Meanwhile, in good guys with guns: 

    DA: 4 dead, 3 troopers hurt in shooting incident

     

    December 21, 2012 in Current Affairs, Domesticity, Kids | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

    KALE TO THE NO: The smoothie scourge must be stopped #housewifeconfessional

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    Y'know, I'm all for trying to be healthy and I like convenience foods as much as the next guy, but I just need to get this off my chest:

    NO, I do not want a fricking smoothie.

    NO, I don't care if you can't really taste the spinach or kale or turnip greens or freeze-dried sea monkeys or whatever the hell you people are all putting in your blenders every morning. I just skeeve drinking yogurt, the same way I skeeve squeezing yogurt from a tube. Nobody can use a spoon anymore?  IMG-1775-2

    And while we're at it, no, I don't believe you when you swear it really tastes great even though it looks like Nickelodeon slime! Like a cup full of health! And the antioxidants! MY GOD, THE ANTIOXIDANTS!

    What happened to eating your calories, not drinking them -- orange juice is the devil but now we're all supposed to act like our jaws are wired shut and have no choice but to turn our produce into spackle in a glass?* I suppose dirtying a juicer/blender/extractor every morning is meant to free me from the drudgery of a bowl and spoon, but I'll pass. 

    Of course, many of you are happily living in smoothie wonderland, and that's cool. Sally has some recipes over on Real Mom Nutrition, so check 'em out.This banana-date thingie looks good, but note the absence of yogurt and kale. 

    * Yes, I understand the dietary difference between empty juice calories and the bountiful nutritional richness of that spinach-flax-mango-kale-peanut butter concoction, but it's my rant. 

     

    August 16, 2012 in Domesticity, Food and Drink, Housewife Confessional | Permalink | Comments (2) | TrackBack (0)

    CHOP gets a Sugar Daddy

    Sweet, sweet money: The Inquirer's Heard in the Hall blog reports this morning that a Big Beverage interest group is giving Children's Hospital of Philadelphia $10 million to fund (wait for it) "research into and prevention of childhood obesity."

    The three-year grant is funded by a new organization, the Foundation for a Healthy America , created by the American Beverage Association, the national trade group representing manufacturers and bottlers. The ABA was instrumental in lobbying Philadelphia City Council to reject Nutter's proposal to tax sugary drinks at 2-cents per ounce as a way to cut consumption and raise money for the general fund.

    In a press release Wednesday, CHOP insisted that it will "retain absolute clinical and research independence," as the source of its funding for the research is likely to come under attack from those wary of the beverage industry's influence.  That includes funding for clinical studiesto be submitted to peer-reviewed publications.

    Let's see now, research into and prevention of childhood obesity . . . OK, lemme take a crack at this one:

    My intensive field research over nine years of parenting is that many overweight children consume too much sugar. To prevent this, don't put Mountain Dew in your toddler's sippy cup. This message brought to you by Mountain Dew. WHERE'S MY TEN MILLION?

    March 16, 2011 in Domesticity, Food and Drink, Kids, Philly, Science, WTF, yo | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

    COOL ISH: Five Step

    Mashup of Radiohead's "15 Step" with the Dave Brubeck Quartet's "Take Five." Because the 5/4 time ain't for amateurs, son.
    H/t @ckrewson



    February 23, 2009 in Domesticity, Men to Avoid, Music | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

    HEADHUNTER: Census Bureau Job Lead

    Dear Neighbors,

    The United States Census Bureau is now recruiting for the followingGirlJobPosterLOC
    positions:

                   Office Clerk
                   Administrative Assistant
                   Recruiting Assistant
                   Crew Leader
                   Assistant Crew Leader
                   Enumerator

    If you are interested or know of anybody interested in these positions,
    the following are prerequisites...

                   1) No criminal history in the last 10 years
                   2) Two forms of ID (including Social Security Card)
                   3) Must be 18 years of age
                   4) A score of at least 80 on the qualifying exam.

    The exam will be given every Friday at 11am in City Hall.

    If you are interested, please contact myself or Mark Taylor in our office
    at (215) 686-3416 to be scheduled for the exam

    Thank you,

    Josh Cohen

    Deputy Chief of Staff
    Office of Councilman Curtis Jones Jr.

    ***

    Got a job lead? Send it to citizenmom@citizenmom.net and we'll hook it up.

    December 09, 2008 in Domesticity | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

    A Note From Your Mother

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    I don't know about you, but I've always felt like the year really starts in September. My school days are far behind me, but this time of year always feels like the beginning of something. To that end, I want to let you know about my new venture, a column for the Philadelphia City Paper. It debuts with the Sept. 4 issue (that's Thursday, for any of you suffering Monday-holiday discombobulation) so please pick up a copy or look for it on www.citypaper.net .

    The plan is for the column to run weekly, and not many subjects will be off limits. Please be part of the conversation by sending me ideas, tips, secret plans, gossip, or anything else you'd like to whisper into Mom's ear. Email citizenmom@citizenmom.net or check me out on Twitter, @AmyZQuinn. M_456101ec6965af8059dfba0956920cd8

    Why a newspaper, you ask? Aren't they all going out of business any second? Well, we can agree to disagree on that last part, but let's just say Citizen Mom loves trees of all kinds -- live, dead, and the ones one which checks are printed. Which is a polite way of saying yes, they are paying me. Those handbags don't buy themselves, you know!

    I'm really looking forward to this, and thank Brian Howard and Doron Taussig for smellin' what Citizen Mom is cooking.

    AmyZQ

    September 02, 2008 in Domesticity | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

    MEOW MIX: Good Woman Gone, Own Your Failure, and You're A Bunch Of Dirty Pervs

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    1 * First, completely on the serious, pause a moment in memory of Andrea Collins Smith, who documented her struggle with inflammatory breast cancer on PunkRockMommy until she passed away Saturday. She is survived by her husband, Kelly, six children, and everyone who spent time on her site and came away staggered by her grace and candor. Peace and prayers to her family. [Photo by JackHag66]

    * Back during the long, Parliament-smoked dream that was the 1990s, there was a skate and surf shop on Failure Route 70 in Cherry Hill called Failure. I remember having a great conversation with the owner, who was a kid about my own age, about why he'd picked the name and what it means to own your own shortcomings and how maybe the only way to prevent bad luck from getting to you is to call it out first.

    If performance purge is your thing, prepare to throw it down at Fail Camp, an upcoming all-day session being put on by the Independents Hall shared workspace. Personal failures, professional missteps, bad choices in general -- they "want your fail." Like all your hopes and dreams, it goes down on July 26. Get the info here.

    * It's hard to decide who comes off looking worse in the whole Lizz Winstead vs. Moe and Tracie thing. Is it Winstead, who sounded like a finger-wagging old lady (she actually wrote "Their work on Jezebel has made them role models for young women everywhere"),  or Moe and Tracie, who just seemed unbearably childish and disappointing?

    Though I guess that's the point here. Winstead came to the conversation expecting the Jezebels to confirm every bit of last-century truth in re: sex and rape (casual sex is always dangerous, rape is always as cut-and-dry as "no means no"). Except Moe and Tracie's experiences don't seem to be bearing out those assumptions. Moe could have had a rational discussion about the whole "gray rape" thing, about which she's written intelligently and engagingly on the Jezebel. Instead she just kind of sounded like a drunk. Everyone involved failed, as Jezebel editrix Anna Holmes observed today. 

    * Finally, I will resist the urge to make the obvious stimulate-my-economy-baby joke here and simply tell you straight: The online porn industry is reporting a jump in memberships coinciding with the arrival of the first batches of Bush Bribe checks. [NYPost] Makes sense, if you think about it. Gas is expensive, people are cranky, nobody's got money to go out anyway . . . though I thought the whole point of the Internet was so people could look at free porn? (Hat tip, TaxGirl)

    July 08, 2008 in Current Affairs, Domesticity, Fly Females, January 20, 2009, Jersey | Permalink | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0)

    Mr. Brown, Meet The GravyMaster

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    Thankfully, Mrs. Quinn v. 1.0 (Codename: GravyMaster) has fully schooled me, so the great Thanksgiving Gravy Disaster (it didn't thicken! the horror!) won't happen again. But if you're still working on your kitchen issues, Food Network wants to hear from you:

    Inspired by letters from fans, Food Network is launching a new series,
    Dear Food Network, which will feature top chefs answering your cooking
    concerns, problems and challenges. We're looking for Thanksgiving,
    winter holiday and grilling cooking issues--specifically Thanksgiving
    Day disasters, turkey issues, desserts and what to do with the leftovers.

    If you've ever dreamed of having your favorite Food Network star help
    you out in the kitchen, we want to hear from you!

    To be considered, make a 1-2 minute video telling us why you want a
    chance to have your questions answered and problems solved by a Food
    Network chef. Tell us your story—have you been making the same pie for
    10 years and your family is over it, or is it so bad that friends have
    stopped coming over for celebratory dinners? Or maybe you just need
    some new inspiring ideas on how to wow your family.

    Read the full deets after the jump!

    Continue reading "Mr. Brown, Meet The GravyMaster" »

    May 30, 2008 in Domesticity, Eat something, for God's sake, Fly Females | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

    Bok! Bok!

    So, what's going to be in your Easter basket? Or your kid's? Is it all toys or -- gasp! -- candy?

    March 06, 2008 in Domesticity | Permalink | Comments (1)

    A Time To Say I Love You

    Merry Christmas from Citizen Mom!  As your gift, here's a vid of my all-time favorite "rockin'" Christmas carol, coming from all the way back when the Tegan and Sara haircut was called the Martha Quinn.

    December 21, 2007 in Domesticity | Permalink | Comments (2)

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