ZOMG Mah Holiday Break Is Broke!

Oh hello, 2009.
I began the year laughing at Kathy Griffin and Anderson Cooper -- and if "I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth" wasn't exactly the phrase with which to shuffle 2008 out the door, I don't know what was -- and am trying to ignore what happened in the Rose Bowl by indulging in some momentary Eagles fervor.
What can I say, it's in the water.
Anyway, it's back to school day (no, I'm not talking about the Obama girls) and I'm writing my next City Paper column, so will keep today's posts short and sweet.